Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Puff, Pass Pass

Light it up! Turns out the constantly demonized, completely natural Marijuana plant does not, in any way, cause cancer. In fact, the nation's top weedsearch scientist has comfirmed that the THC in mj might even fight cancer-causing cells. Take that, you stupid DEA monsters that make those 'funky, cool' websites that try to equate weed with heroin, or any other obviously destructive drug. Go smoke a joint and join in the celebration that the rest of us have always know is perfectly fine, healthy, natural and downright awesome.

From The Washington Post: "The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking marijuana, even regularly and heavily, does not lead to lung cancer.

The new findings "were against our expectations," said Donald Tashkin of the University of California at Los Angeles, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years."

"We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use," he said. "What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect."

3 comments:

Heather Ace said...

Actually it's Puff, Puff, Pass:)

Heather Ace said...

Don't Bogart the Join My Friends, Pass it over to me...

Reelmandy said...

I know it is, but in this case the "pass, pass" was meant as a play on the origional phrase, i.e., pass it around more because it won't do anything to you!